Theatrical Pursuits

Theatrical Pursuits is the first level of LEGO Batman 2: DC Superheroes.

Transcript
Vicki Vale: Fans of billionaire indusrialist are in for a treat tonight as front-runners Bruce Wayne and Lex Luthor face off at the annual Man of the Year awards ceremony. Yes, it's Gotham City's very own playboy and philanthropist versus some bald guy from Metropolis. Here at Gotham City News we're rooting for the home team. Go, Bruce!

Lex Luthor's Female Guest: Lex, I'm surprised you toke time away from your presidential campaign and came all the way to Gotham City for this.

Lex Luthor: Dear leady, as a nominee, it's my pleasure and privilege to be here.

Bruce Wayne: Especially if you win.

Man of the Year Awards Host: And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. This year's Man of the Year award goes to: Bruce Wayne!

Bruce Wayne: Next year, buddy.

Lex Luthor: I despise that guy!

The Joker: Who has been there for you? One man who has made it his mission to improve the lives of people around him. He has remodeled our buildings. Help keep our banks free of unnecessary clutter. You have always shown your appreciation. And why stop now? A standing ovation, did not except that, but I'll take it! And also, everything else.

The Riddler: Riddle me this - what's green and found in your wallet?!

Rich guy: Uh... money.

The Riddler: Uh... no. Not anymore!

The Penguin: Sorry to rain on our parade, my dear.

The Joker: Thanks so much.

Lex Luthor: No thanks. I don't want to get joy-buzzed.

The Joker: Oh, don't worry! I didn't want to shake hands, I want your watch. Nice running into you. Let's do it again sometime.

Lex Luthor: Oh, we well.

The Penguin, the Riddler, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn: Speech! Speech!

The Joker: Oh, what a night! Such an honor. Words fail me! I'm speechless. Ah, who am I kidding? When am I ever speechless? And what a thrill to finally see myself on the big screen! Look at that face. It's like, what's he gonna say? What's gonna come out of that mouth of his?!

Batman: Sorry to wipe that grin off your face, Joker!

The Joker: Your not sorry! Your not sorry at all! Come and get me!